Seen on the bottom of a camping lantern:
“DANGER: Do not swallow the compass! The liquid inside is harmful or fatal. Call physician immediately if swallowed.”
And here’s the compass in question:
So I guess I’ll refrain from gouging the compass out of the lantern and eating it. Thanks, label people!
Sublime Curiosity 
Don’t shove jellybeans up your nose.
Thanks for the laugh.
Reblogged this on fidaullah and commented:
Be carefull!!!!
Wow so glad they warned us about that so very real danger. My guess is if your one of those who would make that kind of effort you would be incapable of reading the label! Needed the laugh right about now. Thanks!
And, of course, the really ironic thing is that I wasn’t even thinking about swallowing the compass until they told me to. 😀
This is great. I love warning labels! That reminds me I could go for a snack. Maybe a silica packet…